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Dec 23
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A very Merry Xmas to all of you that celebrate it, and to those of you that do not well that would be more presents for us then. The holiday spirit is so non religious these days that it is just about parties, food and gifts and thats fine by me. The sad thing is that by the 26th December its all gone, like a cheap firework that promised so much but just fizzled a bit like a damp aging celebrity.
I have managed to make myself depressed writing that, never mind “Tally Ho” as the English Lord would say and lets move onto how we can improve things, Just like the four men from the film the Hangover, lets see what we can do to have some fun, of course minus the mind altering drugs that is.
Did you read the title? if you did and you didn’t manage to workout where this merry literary rambling was going then the only place for you my friend is that dark corner over there, just sit still so you do not injure yourself while we call for some assistance.
I can see you all sitting with your notepad, ready to copy the instructions on how to make the slot machines pay every time you play or how to count cards at online blackjack. Remember that dark corner our friends are sitting in? well there is room for you as well you know and you best be getting over there I think. Just stop and think about it for a second, if I could do that would I have time to sit and write this or would I be taking a bath in very expensive champagne giggling to myself? Just like those emails that promise I can make $100 Trillion without any effort and all in 27 seconds, if they knew would they really tell me?
Before we move on, everyone that is left take another step away from the crazy people in the corner, believing internet get rich schemes can be infectious you know. There is some information you do need to understand before you play, not a get rich quick plan but just the sound basis for your foray into online casinos.
Playing at a casino is just about luck right? you cannot influence the outcome without becoming a security guards shot put through the front doors right? correct and if you still believe you can then you know where you should be sitting. There is some information that will help when you first get started. It will not make you rich but will even things up a bit. The thing to remember at this point is that all casinos have a payout percentage and spread over the different game types this is usually about 98%.
Given that we have already removed all the crazy people I am sure you will have no problem grasping that the percentage is pretty much set when you play at a casino and your cash to spend is also set. It follows then that if you double your cash the percentage will still be 98% or 2% to the casino. However when you take advantage of a casino bonus and you double your initial stake money you have been given free cash. This means that you have half your money that was not yours so you have a 2% extra winning percentage making a casino payout percentage 100% . Still with me?
How long do you think a casino would last with a 100% payout? yeh not long at all so they deploy their defense, it is known as a wager requirement. This means you have to play your bonus cash 20 times before you can withdraw it. If you are careful and do not get carried away this is in fact quite easy to achieve.
There is more to playing at an online casino than just beating the house. Many people simply treat it as a fun form of entertainment and this is the way you should too. That way you get all the fun and no downsides. Hitting that big win is just a pure bonus.
Lets finish up with that software to make the online slot machines payout and help you count cards online. Really? you still believe me? well we saved some room over there in that dark corner just for you, before you go though make sure you have a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy new Year.
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